(On the bus discussing the topic of being single vs. in a relationship)
Nikky: “If I’m single, I can play Civ V on one monitor, and watch Deep Space Nine on the other.”
Serene: “You’re such a nerd. But Winter is coming and it’s cold outside: wouldn’t you need cuddling?”
Nikky: “If I’m doing those two things at the same time, my computer is probably generating enough warmth to make up for that loss.”
Nikky's Notes 
Let the record show that I did not dissuade you from your electronic coupling. I merely questioned the logistics, with the uneven heat distribution and potential for burns.
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