The Mayonnaise Chronicles

I’ve always loved Mayonnaise on just about anything and everything. Change a dry, tasteless sandwich into OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER with mayo! Breakfast muffin just not enough oomph to start the day? Lather on some mayo to make it the stunning wake-me-up you’ve been craving.

Yet I also found mayo kind of gross. The same kind of grossness feeling that led me to stop eating meat.

I’ve made the plunge: Vegenaise acquired.

Now I can finally live again.