Law One: The closer your NetID is to your first, last, or complete name, the cooler you are.
Law Two: The more you post on Twitter or Facebook, the less people will care about what you say: the value of `care` as `posts` approaches infinity is zero.
Law Three: King County Metro will always be two minutes early when you’re running precisely on time.
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Duncan’s Laws of Life:
Law one: The shorter your NetID is, the cooler you are.
Law two: Nobody reads blogs any more.
Law three: Those who are unfamiliar with the Three Laws of Metro are doomed to respecify them, poorly.