I amaze myself with how awesome I am sometimes.
Nikky: Want to invest in a squid farm?Future Millionaire: tempingFuture Millionaire: do you have a business plan?Nikky: The business plan is foolproof.Nikky: 1) Find investors.Nikky: 2) Spend venture capital on squid.Nikky: 3) ???Nikky: 4) 1000% ROINikky: Step 3 could possibly be a “squid funpark”Nikky: Where parents and the young-at-heart come to enjoy the wonders of squid.Nikky: Now this does depend on some assumptions.Nikky: Which are:Nikky: 1) Squid make their own food. Possibly through photosynthesis or some complicated water-based chemical process.Nikky: andNikky: 2) People would spend big ass money cash to see squid.Nikky: I wonder where you can buy squid.Nikky: In bulk.Nikky: Without a lot of questions asked.
After further market research, an atypical member of the public chimed in:
< nikky> Tell me< nikky> How much would you spend to view squid?< nikky> Like $10/hour?< Delusional Member of the Public> I wouldn’t go view squid.
This is shocking! That is truly a bargain!