A male in his 50’s calls in.
Me: University of Washington. How may I direct your call.
Caller: I’d like to talk to ne of your sasquatch professors.
Me: Sasquatch professor?
Caller: You should have one or two of them. What is their number?
(I ditfully type in sasquatch into the search databases)
Me: I’m not getting any results for Sasquatch or Bigfoot. Do you have someone in mind, or a department?
Caller: No, just a sasquatch professor.
Me: Okay, how about I transfer you to the primate research lab. They might be able to help you.