“Bigfoot? How about I transfer you to the primate lab”

A male in his 50’s calls in.

Me: University of Washington. How may I direct your call.

Caller: I’d like to talk to ne of your sasquatch professors.

Me: Sasquatch professor?

Caller: You should have one or two of them. What is their number?

(I ditfully type in sasquatch into the search databases)

Me: I’m not getting any results for Sasquatch or Bigfoot. Do you have someone in mind, or a department?

Caller: No, just a sasquatch professor.

Me: Okay, how about I transfer you to the primate research lab. They might be able to help you.

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