Vote ChampUW ’08.
Our Platform:
– Pledge to misappropriate funds for blatant personal use
– Vow to abuse campus-wide email list as often as possible
– Provide inconsistent and confusing “leadership” designed to cause maximum chaos with a minimum of effort
– Will print enormous amounts of business cards for use as a miniature paper airplane air force
– Ensure Mark Emmert is designated as a national historic site.
President: Nikky Southerland
Vice President: Nikky Southerland
Director of Community Relations: Nikky Southerland
Directory for Diversity Efforts: Nikky Southerland
Director of FAA: Nikky Southerland
Director of Operations: Master Shake
Director of Organizational Relations: Nikky Southerland
Director of Programming: Nikky Southerland
Referendum Question #1: No! ASUW doesn’t need to bug us with amendments.
Survey Question #1: Yes! We must raise our drunken student ratio on campus.
Remember: You have a choice, and that choice is ChampUW ’08.
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