Hey Umbrella Idiots

It’s called rain, retards. You are going to experience this a lot during the next four years. So stop thinking that you avoid the rain using a umbrella… even if it watches your cute coach rainboots. So don’t continue to take up space on a sidewalk with your stupid umbrella, poke people with them when you get wet, and stop acting like a stupid freshman from California like you probably are.

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