After debating and discussing the acquisition of televisions for months, Serene and I finally found the willpower and action plan to go to Fry’s and goddamn it, buy TVs so we could play Playstation 3 and watch Netflix until our brains exploded. And by “Netflix” I meant “Deep Space 9.” And it was good. MGS4ing it up while starting […]
Read more →At one point in our evolution, humanity, or our immediate progenitors, gained the ability to read minds. This, of course, caused great chaos and violence: for I assume that humanity would take advantage of this ability by killing everyone we didn’t like. So we then created full brain encryption. Our thoughts were now pure random noise to […]
Read more →I took the easy way out in my last post, and I decided that wasn’t really the point of this exercise if I could simply avoid writing what I didn’t want to discuss. They always say that High School is the best years of your life. I would like to vigorously argue against that statement as it is clearly […]
Read more →After turning in my last final paper as an undergrad, I wrote this. Below is the full, unedited text: I just turned in my final paper a few minutes ago for Scandinavian 445, and with that I’m done with my undergraduate degree. After shuffling up the stairs at Raitt hall I went outside to my favorite sitting place […]
Read more →This will represent the first in a series of posts where I reflect [in a somewhat public manner] upon various aspects of my journey these past four years. I debated calling this experience a “journey,” but that is quite the accurate term for what occurred: a journey is a experience where one starts out with a vague goal in mind and posses […]
Read more →I’ve come to the realization that I am way behind on life today. My case: 1) Working 30 hours a week. Which in itself is not out particulary bad, but.… 2) Reading roughly 1000 pages of 8.5“x11” pages regarding EU and Italian Law, and another book regarding immigration law. 3) Taking a week off of these two above tasks to go […]
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