Ode to the Super Ducklings Sarah Lee and Douglas Crist ‘Twas Allyn, and ’twas Grapeview where The Super Twins were raised ’Twas Lisa M who sent you here, (The intern saints be praised!) Like Hercules, you soon were faced With many impossible tasks Defeat the evil beasts; write The annual report — real fast And while you’re at […]
Read more →I was reading the ingredients on a Starbucks Doubleshot can, and what struck me as curious was how the cream and milk remained unspoiled while being in a can at room temperature. Bridget suggested it might be powdered milk, but I thought it would say that if that were the case. So she called the 1–800 number on the […]
Read more →Yes, it’s true. I’m on the wall of shame for this one. I’ve always had a rather bad relationship with my message tone for my phone. First it was one of those canned messages where I say my name and it repeats it. Generic, boring, and impersonal. But I didn’t have anything better, since I dislike how I sound over the […]
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