In the background a phone is ringing, lulling you out of your sleep. Your eyes slowly open to the light when all of a sudden WIDE AWAKE WHERE AM I WHAT AM I DOING HERE WHAT DAY IS IT IT’S FRIDAY! FRIDAY! I’M LATE FOR WORK! WORK? WHY IS THE PHONE RINGING WHERE AM I? Then my brain stopped freaking out. Turns […]
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sun comes through the window but never fills the whole glare […] turn the inner outward but the private part revolts Dan Beachy-Quick, Puritanisms He guards his thoughts jealously, until often when he speaks it is like a judgement is being pronounced, though you can never be quite sure what the ruling […]
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Warning: this post sucks. Don’t read it. If you enjoy pain and suffering, please do read on.
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(On the bus discussing the topic of being single vs. in a relationship) Nikky: “If I’m single, I can play Civ V on one monitor, and watch Deep Space Nine on the other.” Serene: “You’re such a nerd. But Winter is coming and it’s cold outside: wouldn’t you need cuddling?” Nikky: “If I’m doing those two things at the same […]
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The Setup First you started showing up near shopping centers downtown with your brightly colored vest, laminated pages, notebook, and cheerful personality. We brushed you aside with ease: the sidewalks were large and there were a lot of individuals around. You were a minor inconvenience and we felt bad for hating those who worked for charities. Then […]
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