I make the best graphs. The paths never over­lap, every­thing is nice and neat, and my data is never incor­rect. Just take a look at this awe­some graph, which is just so snug­gly and per­fect!                 Oh. OH. Clearly we had some time warps and nobody both­ered to tell me. […]

In the back­ground a phone is ring­ing, lulling you out of your sleep. Your eyes slowly open to the light when all of a sud­den WIDE AWAKE WHERE AM I WHAT AM I DOING HERE WHAT DAY IS IT IT’S FRIDAY! FRIDAY! I’M LATE FOR WORK! WORK? WHY IS THE PHONE RINGING WHERE AM I? Then my brain stopped freak­ing out. Turns […]