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Georgia “Fun Facts”

I’ve had the extreme pleasure of having to sit through group presentations this week. Unfortunately, the professor decided to give groups a bonus point for “creativity.” One particularly irritating group (consisting of people we had *never* seen before, and this is a small class), decided to share with us “fun facts” about their country. These facts were such things as “An old woman brings children easter eggs, the rabbit simply paints the eggs!” HAW HAW HERP DERP WE DIDN’T PREPARE REAL CONTENT.

Georgia could do better than that, I thought! Here are some Fun Facts!

  • Many Georgians have electricity!
  • Newspapers are too expensive for most citizens!
  • Georgia has 4 tanks!
  • Georgians eat food on most days of the week!
  • Georgia’s flag has five times as many crosses than Norway’s does! (Suck it Norway)
  • Georgia is frequently invaded by Russia!

I wanted to wear dinosaur costumes and write a musical about Georgia and post-soviet democracy, but everyone else shot that idea down.

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Pecking at the small patch of tree grass, a treasure in these times, the raven wondered where her fellow ravens were. She didn’t notice the physics scythe which caused the ground in the distance to glow, but was unsettled by the lack of the hairless walking apes she used to visit.

Overheard in Class…

“I’m going to shoot myself. I’m literally going to shoot myself. You know how they never change the test in rocks for jocks? So you just need to study the test we already have on file? This quarter is when the prof decided to completely change the test. I am sooooo pissed.”

Guidelines and Moderators: A Work in Progress

Overview: Presenting a draft plan for the guidelines and moderator-structure of #ti. These guidelines are recommended only, and will be finalized once a moderator core is selected.

Proposed Channel Guidelines:

  • #ti is meant for constructive discussions regarding all aspects of calculators. Hardware, software, programming, use, and other topics are welcome and encouraged.
  • Off-topic conversation is frowned upon. Disruptive conversation can be redirected to other relevant channels, and the offenders may be dealt with as moderators see fit. (Rickrolls, or mention thereof, are off-topic)
  • While negative feedback is allowed, it must be constructive.
  • Content related to files on stored on archive sites is allowed.
  • Topics regarding administration of any website or programming group should be carefully regulated and watched for any off-topic or distracting conversation. It is recommended that this topic be discussed on other relevant channels.

Moderator Structure:

#ti will use global operators from the #tcpa botnet, as well as additional moderators specifically chosen for their unbiased and neutral approach to moderation. They will run the channel from a day-to-day basis, acting as first responders to any disruptions and escalating any issues as necessary to global masters. This moderator core will strive to include a wide range of calculator model experts, programming paradigms, and community members. Application process will begin immediately, and they will help in forging the final guidelines.

As always, comments are welcome and encouraged. You can post below, or contact me via IRC (Nikky@EFnet) or e-mail (nikkys@ticalc.org)

Uniting the Community: Reviving #ti

Summary: The TI calculator community is fractured and uncoordinated. Coding and hacking talent is still plentiful, and enthusiasm is strong, yet no central meeting area and sounding board exists for programmers and community members to cooperate on projects, discuss ideas, and share information. We propose beginning #ti once more as a neutral, reliable, and safe calculator-only discussion channel.

Background: Internet Relay Chat (IRC) has a strong tradition within the TI-calculator community, and multiple channels exist which help serve the needs of community members. However, these channels are spread apart, poorly advertised, and the user bases generally does not mix due to past grudges and misinformation spread about “rival” channels. The following is a partial list of currently known calculator-oriented channels:

  • #cemetech (EFnet): The home channel of Cemetech, this channel focuses around the activities of the site and its associated programmers, and includes a “SAX” bridge which links up chats from various community sites into one place. Averages around 15-16 active users connected at any one time, as well as 4-6 additional ones through the “SAX” bridge. Cemetech focuses on multiple foci, one of which is calculators.
  • #omnimaga (EFnet): #omnimaga is the primary channel of the website under the same name. As with #cemetech, this channel is closely linked with the forum associated with the website. #omnimaga averages around 15-20 users.
  • #tcpa (EFnet): The “oldest” of the currently active IRC channels, #tcpa averages 50-60 connected users at any one point. It is, however, not associated with any programming group or website. Additionally, while the channel does contain calculators users, the discussion is technology-oriented with a focus on calculators.

Proposal: The channel #ti has a long history of being a community channel. We suggest that instead of attempting to reinvent the already-healthy #tcpa, that we use #ti as a primary contact point for programmers and those seeking assistance.The channel would be calculator-only, and all off-topic discussion will be referred to #tcpa.

Through this dual-channel system, we will be able to not only keep a channel for general discussion of mutual interests in #tcpa, but also provide an excellent experience for both new-users and experienced programmers alike in #ti.

While past attempts to create calculator-only channels have failed, we attribute that no advertising outside of #tcpa, and a general lack of community cooperation. Through effective leadership ensuring a safe and on-topic environment, encouragement of all programmers and users in a positive manner, and creating a place to share ideas, we believe that #ti can unite the community, while still keeping the distinctive site-oriented channels which are still active today.

Users seeking assistance would be directed to #ti in all situations, and through cooperation amongst current community leaders and forum moderators, we can make this channel successful once again.

We intend not to replace current channels, but to supplement them in a constructive fashion, where development and help can take place above partisan bickering.

Questions, concerns, or suggestions are welcome. Please post a comment below or e-mail me: nikkys@ticalc.org

The Squirrel

Scrambling over the hardscrabble landscape, the squirrel looked up and stared as a great halo of rocket-fire lit up the night sky. As he resumed his endless search, he thought: “Curious, the humans must be running out of walnuts too!”

(Long Overdue) Italy Observations

I wrote the original outline for this post over the Atlantic, but I didn’t find the time to actually complete it until now. Two months later. This is just a bunch of assorted things I found interesting, intriguing, or just plain weird about Italy.

  • Cats. Cats were very much fed and cared for by the community. The Lago Argentina in the middle of Rome was a cat sanctuary that contained a large amount of what we might call street cats. Here large felines, scarred by countless battles, lived amongst ancient temple ruins. They are cared for by a non-profit organization. Early Sunday morning in Perugia we looked over a railing to see a middle aged man feeding around 8 very grateful cats, and he seemed familiar with each one, yet they did not appear to be “his” pets. Even in a little town on the Amalfi Coast, where the only access was thousands of stairs and no cars existed, there was a single cat hanging out in the little area outside the church.
  • Dogs. Much like their feline companions, dogs were independent minded. Well fed dogs could be seen in the ruins and throughout Rome, but were rare as pets. The canines I did notice which seemed to be family pets roamed freely throughout the streets, only occasionally bothering to check on their owner. Leashes seem to be an unknown item!
  • National Military Police Force. In a concept foreign to many Americans, Italy is primarly policed by a single national arm of the military known as the Carabineri. They are a heavily armed force with an omnipresent deployment strategy. Every town, from Rome to remote mountain villages, have local Carabineri posts. This highly mechanized force uses equipment ranging from Land Rovers, transport trucks, to attack helicopters in enforcing Italian law. The soldiers (police?) themselves are armed with submachine guns, rifles, and full battle armor.
  • Emergency Vehicles. Sirens are much different. Instead of the whooooooOOOOOOOooooooo style of police, fire, and medical emergency services in the states, they have a tone that is more of a low noise with a two tone warble. It’s almost like a siren version of bagpipes. This noise is very effective at getting your attention, because it’s unnatural, but is not that particularly loud, whereas stateside vehicles  require much louder noise levels. Furthermore, sirens are more of recommendations for drivers, who usually attempt to get out of the way, and don’t pull over to the side of the road. Finally, you see “lights on” emergency responders much less often, for whatever reason.
  • Children and Playgrounds. Our Italian teacher said that Italy has a negative birthrate, and that Italians, while usually not having children in the city, do very much enjoy the presence of children. Not many children were present in Rome proper, but it’s still a sight to see there is a family with kids. They’re the most popular thing around. And playgrounds? Well, they don’t exist.
  • Parks. As one would expect for a city that predates the year zero, urban planning and green spaces are basically non-existent. Finding a tree or spot of grass at street level is a rare find in most parts of Rome. Most of the vegetation  is on the outskirts of town or on the rooftops.
  • Toilets. The bathroom situation is a lot better than many may imply. Most toilets in restrooms that you would find in hotels, restruants, and pay public stalls are of the typical sit-down type of which we are so familiar with. The only major difference is that the water levels are extremely low, only a few inches from the bottom of the bowl. Finding out the flushing mechanism, however, is a different story. They can be found at foot level, on the toilet itself (rare), or somewhere else in the restroom. And usually there are a few buttons that will send out different amounts of water. The infamous “holes” we encountered only once, at the train station in Perugia.
  • Police Party Puntos. In case you weren’t familiar with the model, a Fiat Punto is a very small and compact automobile. They are not particulary notable, except for the often sight of seeing a Carabineri driving one around with lights and sirens. I’ve seen five military police heading off to some disturbance in these tiny cars… it was quite similar to a clown car as far as fitting them all in was concerned. On another occasion I saw one Carabineri driving around what appeared to be his friends around town. Hmmmm…
  • Car Size. Speaking of cars, the size of cars was extremely small. You did not see trucks or SUVs, but instead lots of Smart Cars, Puntos, and other autos of similar dimensions. Once glance at the city streets made the reason for this abundantly clear–there was simply no room for larger cars to park, drive through, or even move.
  • Italian Urban Planning. Is not a phrase commonly used or thought, I suspect. As with most older cities, there is no coherent plan for streets, thoroughfares, or any sort of sense in getting people from one place to another with any particular efficiency. Winding cobblestone streets will suddenly open up and intersect with a 6 lane artery throughout town.
  • Pedestrians. In the narrow streets, cars and pedestrians will be sharing the same space, as sidewalks are not found on these roads. Pedestrians are expected to move out of the way when a car moves, and are expected to clear the road quite quickly, as the car is often careening down the narrow streets. When crossing a busy 6 lane road, pedestrians should not rely on traffic lights, as they usually don’t exist. I learned to be fearless and just start walking out into traffic, since this is the only way Italian drivers will stop for people crossing the street.
  • Water. Rome is the city of water, and it is a celebrated resource. Fountains are plentiful, and water is continually running from spigots and faucets. Once you have a water bottle, you won’t need to buy any more water, as the water flowing from the fountains in any city or town is drinkable and wonderfully refreshing.
  • Exact Change, Please. At the market where we usually shopped, there was this one clerk who always expected us to have exact change ready immediately upon ringing up the total. I actually think she expected us to add everything up in advance an just be ready to produce the change. Whenever we didn’t have exact change, which was often, she would often scowl and reluctantly accept our inexact amount.
  • Ruins, Ruins everywhere. I don’t think I was prepared for the amount of ruins that Rome contained. It was quite literally filled with them. An old structure thousands of years that would be a national treasure in most parts of the world were almost neglected and ignored in many situations. You would often just turn the corner into some old excavation site.
  • Tourist Season. We arrived during the end of tourist season, and got to watch as the city turned back into a place for Romans. The natives were returning from their holidays at the coast, and souvenir stands, vendors, and entire attractions such as the Trastevere party along the river just disappeared. As the tourists left, it was an interesting exercise seeing as the quality of food went up, they cared more about the presentation, and the souvenir carts thankfully bid their farewell until the next spring!
  • Fruit Quality. The fruit is generally not as fresh as in the United States, but the tomatoes and basil were the exception. Both were outstandingly fresh and good, which is not entirely a surprise.
  • McDonalds. Yes, they do exist.
  • Mexican Food. Does not exist.
  • Trains. The train network is one that I’m very jealous of. Their “milk trains” were well over 100mph, quite well furnished, and very reasonably priced. Trains left often, towns were well connected, and choices plentiful. Seats were not reserved for the slow trains, but for the other two classes of trains, Innercity and Eurostar, seats were reserved and the compartments comfortable. The extra bump in price is well worth it after a long weekend of exploring and you just want a place to settle down in some comfortable seats and cruise to Rome in style.
  • Campo Characters. Since our apartment was on the 1st floor overlooking the Campo, and because as a result of this we spent much of our free time around the Campo, we became quite acquainted with some of the local characters. Every morning we would awake to That Goddamned Prego Guy, who had a cart every morning right in front of our apartment selling lemonchello. His trademark was the very loud and annoying “PREGO FREE TASTE HELLOOOO” every 14 seconds, beginning at 6am. He became an object of hate amongst the Campo dewllers, and we secretly wished he would explode or something. One of our fellow residents said that he got the sense that the other vendors nearby were beginning to become hostile to his loud and annoying ways. Another Campo denizen was The Mime. The Mime would appear at night when the vendors left and the campo opened up for evening relaxation. He would appear with his little speaker on a cart, and would always lay out a piece of carpet before beginning this oddly soothing musical trance/yoga CD. The only problem is that we had no idea what he was miming, despite viewing his routine approximately 40 times. This annoyed us, but we found his music soothing and his very poor miming easily ignored. Late at night the Creepy Mouse Dude would creep out of the shadows. He would walk around with a fake mouse on a stick and a whistle in his mouth, and generally act creepy towards females a third of his age. One day we heard this wonderful rhythmic drumming and flutes playing, and the Fun Cultists showed up! They wore the cult clothing so often stereotyped, passed out little pieces of paper, and generally looked like they were having way too much fun.

That’s about it for my thoughts and observations that I didn’t really mention in my previous posts. If you have anything you might be curious about, feel free ask in the comment section.

In other news, I uploaded my edited pictures from the trip, you can view them at the link below.

Italy Photo Album

University of Washington Campus Scavenger Hunt!

Can you figure out where all of these pictures were taken on campus?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/allynfolksjr/sets/72157622708725717/

Rome Update #8 (Final)

Final week! Unfortunately this post will not be very exciting as most of what happened was school-related.

Monday, September 21st, 2009

So begins the last day of classes. In the morning we visited the “Supreme Court” for Italy. Supreme court is in quotes because we actually visited the last appellate court, which does *not* consider constitutional matters, only facts of law. We went on a tour of the building as well as visited a courtroom, the legal library, and listened to a brief overview of the system by a few different people.  In the afternoon we had our usual 2 hour session with Professor Lovell, then my group met for about an hour to work on our presentation.

Later that night Rachel and I decided to try and find some burritos, but after wandering around all throught the city and crossing the river, we decided to just give up and have some pizza instead. We sat on one of the bridges overlooking the Tiber and munched on dinner.

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Class at 9:00am and then our group met at 1:00pm to finalize our presentation. After working for three pointless hours 4:00pm rolled around and we went down to the conference room to listen to two other groups before giving ours. I talked about the Guarante and think it went pretty well overall. Later that night we finshed off her Vodka (not a good idea) and spent most of the time annoying everyone else around.

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Final day of class! The afternoon was mainly spent cleaning our apartment and starting to pack up, and at 6:00 the final two presentation groups presented before we had a reception in Prof. McCann’s apartment. It was our last get together a a group, and the food as well as the company was excellent, as always. Later we went out on the Campo!

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

For the last day of the program, Rachel and I went to see the inside of the Coliseum and Roman Forum. I’m not sure how I felt about both of these, as they were truthfully a little underwhelming. Afterwards, we went shopping for various things, and some of my finds were an awesome A.S. Roma jersey (lime green) and a scarf.  I finished packing and we polished away the last of the food left before we watched the ending of The Dark Knight and an episode of Flight of the Conchords before going to sleep fairly late.

Friday, September 25th, 2009

I woke up at 4:30am and said sadly said goodbye to Rachel before meeting Corddaryl and Dane outside our apartment at 5:15 to go to the airport. We took the 64 bus to Stazione Termini and then the Leonardo Express to FCO. Once there, we had to down town a poorly marked pathway to the “Delta” check in, which was really a bus which took us to what seemed to be a warehouse. We went through some initial security check before actually going to another room with the check-in counter. After the counter we then went through security (a very pleasant experience… didn’t have to take off our shoes!), before finding another bus which took us back… to the main terminal.

My flight left at 10:40, and enjoyed the window seat, as usual, to Atlanta. I watched the Deadliest Catch, the new Star Trek movie, and Family Guy on the flight, and they decided to serve us “Pizza.”  Since our flight arrived half an hour early, we got to sit around in the plane until a terminal opened up for us to dock at. Passport control and customs were fun as usual, and after breezing through these, I promptly went to eat some American food. There was only one Mexican place in the airport, and it was way out of the beaten path. So I settled for a local cheeseburger and seasoned fries before boarding the final flight home. Got back at 9:00pm, and basically slept until 9:00am on Saturday.

And that’s a wrap.

Rome Update #7

Monday, September 14th, 2009

This was the first class with Professor Lovell, who is a pretty neat guy that has a snarky sense of humor, a love of all things Supreme Court, and vaguely looks like me. After class was our first interview for the group project. After class we talked with an Italian blogger and journalist who was also involved in the Open Source Movement. A few hours later we were finished and went off our separate ways. This day also marked the arrival of rain showers in Rome. When I heard this thunderstorm outside while I was studying in the library, there was little choice but to run back to my apartment, throw on a coat, and wander around getting soaked.

Later that night a group of us went down to see the Colosseum again at night, but this time the place was covered in rain and moisture! When we got back I finished up my response paper for class on Wednesday—we were discussing internet and employment law.

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

After a typical class with Professor McCann, we had our second interview—this time with a corporate attorney for debt collectors regarding the protection of data privacy and other related matters. His viewpoint was very procedural—as one would expect a civil lawyer’s view to be—but we still got a lot out of his viewpoint. It was raining basically all afternoon, so we stayed indoors and had a calm night.

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

This was by far the busiest day for me in the program. I woke up early to prepare for class that day, and then after class had to run to the A. S. Roma ticket office next to the Pantheon to get tickets for the Football (Soccer) game on Sunday. Then I had to run back to lead my group to our third interview at the Guarante, which is an Italian governmental organization set up to protect the use of private data. The interview was a mix between very grand ideas from the upper management, the reality from the case workers, and dotted with optimism for the future from everyone. As an added bonus we got free buttons, stickers, and baseball hats from the place.

After this long tour/interview, we briefly hit up a gelato place before rushing back to another lecture at 5:00pm about Italy and the death penalty. Finally after this two hour lecture and discussion, Rachel and I fled up to the student lounge to quickly write our response papers for the next class. Finally after all of this, we went to grab a quick dinner before watching some of The Dark Knight before sleeping a very well-earned rest.

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

This was the second class in two days where I had a response paper due, and things went well (I think). We were trying to plan out what to do with our last weekend in Italy, and this was the “free” weekend where nothing else was planned with the program. Quickly reading the tour book in class, we had our respective group meetings after class before going to the library to try and figure out where to go. After quite some time, Rachel and I decided to take a regional train to Napoli (Naples), stay in a hotel right next to the train station, and then wake up early the next morning to go and stay at the Amalfi Coast.

Quickly packing and rushing to the train station after missing the first bus, we managed to get to the trian with 5 minutes to spare. The only problem is that with a regional train (the “slowest”, cheapest class), is that you cannot reserve seats, and they don’t limit the number of people who can board. So we ended up standing in the causeway between cars with about 10 other people, sweating away. Finally after about an hour some seats opened up and could sit down the rest of the way. About 30 minutes before arriving in Naples, the gentleman across from us asked where we were from. It turns out he is a Dutch National who lived in New York (and thus had a very odd accent, kind of like a New York British thing) and was going to visit his daughter who lived on Capri.

Getting off the train at around 7:30pm, we saw that Naples lived up to its reputation. It was busy, dirty, and drivers generally ignored crosswalks and traffic signals. Luckily the hotel wasn’t too hard to find, and we dropped off our stuff before deciding to go to arguably the best pizza place in the world: Pizzeria da Michele.

Waiting outside for about an hour to get a table, we were put in a table with 8 people. Next to us was an older couple who we spoke with in Italian and found out that they were Napoli locals. The other side was a well dressed couple of 35 or so. The place was unassuming, packed, and the ovens were right next to the tables. There were two choices of pizza: marinara or margherita, and they were four dollars each. Grabbing one of each types and some beer, we quickly got the pizza.

The thing is, that we didn’t realize eating pizza was actually a race. The older couple to the next of us basically attacked their pies and finished them before we had a slice each. Everyone around us was just scarfing this pizza. And we could see why, the food was amazing. The dough was very thin, the sauce fresh and flavorful, the crust slightly burned, and cheese lightly sprinkled on top. Coming to only (!) 11 euro combined, we exited this eatery with delighted taste buds and full stomachs.

Managing to navigate the rough streets of Naples once again, we went to bed pretty early so we could wake up early and catch the 8am bus to Agerola so we could arrive quite early at the coast.

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Waking up at 6:15 and out of the hotel at 7:00, we went down to the port where the SITA bus stop was marked on the schedule we had and on her tourbook. The only problem is, we couldn’t find it. Wandering all around the ferry dock and port, we eventually took a long walk to another transport hub where we asked a group of Napoliese where the bus station was. They didn’t know, and didn’t speak English, and we couldn’t convey what we were trying to find that well with my Italian skills.

They were talking loudly, as people of Naples tend to do, and started yelling at a port police officer if he spoke English. He waved us over, and we had a very excitable conversation (for you see, they can never have a conversation at normal volume, it must be loud and passionate) before he pointed us to where the station was—the place we were just at. We began the long walk back, and were starting to get worried about time. Finding the “Red” building he mentioned, we once again asked someone where the SITA station was. He pointed us down the road even further, with 10 minutes to go. We saw the small SITA sign and just started running flat out with our backpacks and weight flying behind us. Rushing into the ticket station at 7:57, we grabbed two tickets and got on the bus with a minute to spare.

This bus was quite the trip. Two hours of going through windy one and a half lane roads on the side of cliffs, we were treated with the beepBEEPbeep of the bus horn every time he went around a blind corner at blinding (bad pun, sorry) speed. Someone managing to survive, we arrived in the little town of Agerola at 10:00, and found our hotel at 10:15. Perched on a cliff about 1km above sea level, the view was incredible, and the family who ran it gave us orange juice on their porch while we surveyed the scene.

Dropping off our stuff in the room, we took a bus down to Amalfi after an hour-long nap. This bus was was much like the other one, but instead of going somewhere at the same elevation, this bus basically went down switchbacks for an hour before depositing us at Amalfi. We wandered around through this town and the one immediately next to it along the coast, and we got a tuna sandwich (Italian style) before settling down at the beach for some swimming and soaking up some sun.

Satisfying our sun absorption quotas, we went to the Cathedral and main Piazza at Amalfi and did some shopping and wandering around in the small side streets and stairways that characterized this coast. We also saw a Carabinieri (military police and main police force of Italy) helicopter drop off some hotshot 30-something officer, who wandered around town being awesome.

Taking the last bus back to Agerola, we barely got a place to sit on the bus. Then we watched some Flight of the Conchords before going to bed early.

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Waking up at 3am to the sound of what was very much like I imagined what 2000 frog-lungfish hybrid creatures would make, we slept in until 9(!) before heading down to the reception at the hotel to see if we could stay another night. After getting a positive answer, we took the bus to Amalfi and then took another short bus to a nearby town to begin the 6 hour hike called “Pathway of the Gods.” We started at the opposite end that most people recommend because we wanted to end up in Postiano at the end of the trip. Finding a (poor) map of the area and then going straight up for about an hour in rough-hewn stone steps, it was very much a hot and sweaty experience. We quickly drained 2 liters of water, and were starting to worry until we found a godsend: a cold water faucet. Occasionally by the trail were houses and small terraced farms built into the side of the hills, and this was one of theirs. Getting our heads wet and quickly hydrating with massive amounts of water, we tried to find out where we were. After quite a while of contemplating about it, Rachel had the idea of using my compass, the map, and the monastery that we could see to try and see what parallel we were on.

Luckily this worked, and after another half an hour of just walking basically straight up, we hit the main trail and started walking along an amazing landscape of water, farms, and abandoned stone houses. Often it reminded me of a scene from Lord of the Rings. It was simply amazing, and there were little lizards everywhere. We met about 6 other people during the entire time at the trail, and had lunch sitting outside an abandoned stone farmhouse overlooking the towns to the east and west of us while soaking in the sea meeting the sky directly ahead.

After another hour or two, we hit Nocelle—which was a small town that was perched over a cliff and was accessed by a staircase down to Postiano boasting 1,700 individual stairs. Making this long descent, we hit the “jewel of the coast.” Postiano was even cooler than Amalfi, and was even more of a vertical city marked by a huge cliff splitting the town into two. After some additional shopping and soaking in the city, we went to dinner in a place that was (surprise) perched over a cliff. I had Gnocchi with Tomato sauce and Mozzarella (a local dish), while Rachel had “Frutti di Mare Mista” (Mixed Seafood). The gnocchi was exceptional, and the seafood was pretty interesting. I caught Rachel staring at her food with a weird face, and she said it was like she was getting an allergic reaction. She’s allergic to peanuts, and her mouth was suddenly dry like a reaction was occurring, even though it didn’t taste like peanuts.

I tasted the fish to see if I could taste any peanuts, and the same thing happened to me! We figure it was some weird spice that caused this effect. Luckily nobody was going to the hospital, and we then semi-fled to the last bus to Amalfi. On the way there, the beautiful day started to turn very rainy, in a hurry. It went from sunny to absolutely pouring in 5 minutes, with the sky covered in cloud-cloud lightning. We could actually see a fast moving thunderhead surging vertically into the sky. Unfortunately, the bus “shelter” could actually fit about two people, and we didn’t bring any rain coats or jackets. Huddling under a tree, we waited while soaking wet for the bus to finally arrive. Hopping on, we thought things were looking up.

Then the retards from the American Military behind us opened their mouths. They were every stereotype we hoped to avoid while in Italy: they were loud, obnoxious, drunk, Southern, didn’t speak or try to speak in Italian, and talked about very inappropriate topics on the bus. Loudly. It seemed that their idea of Italy was that since everyone was being quiet on the bus, they should talk as loudly as possible about whatever stupid topic they could think of. We slunk into our seats, embarrassed, and decided that if anyone asked, we were from Victoria, British Columbia.

The “Americans” finally stumbled off the bus and we ended up in Amalfi in the midst of what I didn’t think was possible: a harder rain than the one we left 30 minutes ago. Hiding in a bus shelter, we were trying to figure out what bus was going to our town. The issue is that SITA (the transit authority), randomly had buses arrive, and usually didn’t bother changing their destination signs. There were no route numbers, and a bus arriving from one place is probably going to start a route to a completely other town. We had to wander around looking at small hand written signs in the windows of very modern buses to finally find our bus. And by wander around I meant darting out from the tent we were hiding under and getting soaked in the process.

Then the “Americans” got on again. It turns out that they didn’t know where the transit hub was and just got off at some bar to drink more before wandering back onto our bus. This time it was different: they brought open beers with them this time! Conversing about what to do with their now passed-out friend and drinking more, they said only one word in Italian: where they were going. Finally the bus driver just opened the doors and said “Bomoro” (their stop), and they shuffled off the bus. The next morning I saw where we stopped, and it was about a km from their actual stop. Turns out Italians don’t take crap from nobody.

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Since we had an extra day, we decided to go to Pompeii. The only issue was that in order to get there, we had to wake up at 5:15am to catch the 6:00 bus from Agerola to Amalfi. This ride was basically empty, and we enjoyed the sunrise over Amalfi for 5 minutes before getting on the 90 minute busride to Salerno before grabbing some coffee at a local bar and then getting bus tickets for the two hour ride to Pompeii.

Winding through small towns, we finally arrived at 11:00am to Pompeii and entered the oft-cited ruins. They did not disappoint. With Vesuvius in the background, we began to explore this ruined city. The site was larger than I had imagined, and the ruins were well restored and excavated. We went around for a few hours before getting rather bored with the ruins and figured out how to get back to Naples.

Taking a small local train to Naples, we booked two seats on the faster Intercity Train to Roma. After an air-conditioned two hour ride in comfort, we made it in Rome at 5:30pm. Grabbing some food to eat and resting for a few minutes (remember that we were up since 5am) we left at 7:15 for the A.S. Roma game. Taking a very crowded and typical Roman bus, we arrived at the stadium at around 8:20 or so. The police were out in force, and they didn’t check our bags or do any screening of any sort. This will be important in a little bit.

Finding out that our seats were taken by some other very cranky Italians, we grabbed some empty seats nearby and were in the midst of a Roman football match. After the first Roma goal, there was a large BANG in the empty section next to us. Then another BANG BANG BANG. Nobody seemed that concerned that someone was throwing very loud fireworks into this section, and then all hell broke loose.

This empty section suddenly flooded with fans, scrambling like monkeys over the barriers and filling the seats almost instantaneously. They all brought scarves, banners, and lots and lots of flares and fireworks. Immediately beginning to sing loudly, these fans used the explosives to “distract” the guards while they bum-rushed the gate and thus got free admission into the game.

The guards (and there were a lot) stayed out of the section as the party went on with flares aplenty. From what a guy in our program says, Europeans will occasionally do this for matches they want to go to. The security people don’t care too much because they are a loud fan section, and the explosives, while being very loud, were not very “dangerous.” The firefighters (yes, there were 4 of them at each corner of the pitch), were unconcerned with all of this. After such a unique experience and A. S. Roma winning 3-1, we all waited to see what the loud and explosive-ridden fan section next to ours was going to do at the end of the game.

They just left. My theory is that if they were rowdy, security would try harder to keep them out and it would be bad news bears for everyone. We rushed out to catch a bus back, and when it arrived, we saw one of our professors from the program, who told us to “rush the bus.” Cramming the bus to the max, the doors were open for perhaps 20 seconds before we were on our way. Rachel and I were in the way back of the bus while two 16 year olds were sitting above us on the engine compartment.

Then the camp bus simulation began. The entire bus broke out in Roma victory songs and chants, and it was like this for the entire ride back to our stop.

Getting back, I checked my long-ignored e-mail before getting to bed. The best we could figure is that we took 8 different public transit trips in 20 hours.

Photos

Monday, September 14th, 2009

This was the first class with Professor Lovell, who is a pretty neat guy that has a snarky sense of humor, a love of all things Supreme Court, and vaguely looks like me. After class was our first interview for the group project. After class we talked with an Italian blogger and journalist who was also involved in the Open Source Movement. A few hours later we were finished and went off our separate ways. This day also marked the arrival of rain showers in Rome. When I heard this thunderstorm outside while I was studying in the library, there was little choice but to run back to my apartment, throw on a coat, and wander around getting soaked.

Later that night a group of us went down to see the Colosseum again at night, but this time the place was covered in rain and moisture! When we got back I finished up my response paper for class on Wednesday—we were discussing internet and employment law.

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

After a typical class with Professor McCann, we had our second interview—this time with a corporate attorney for debt collectors regarding the protection of data privacy and other related matters. His viewpoint was very procedural—as one would expect a civil lawyer’s view to be—but we still got a lot out of his viewpoint. It was raining basically all afternoon, so we stayed indoors and had a calm night.

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

This was by far the busiest day for me in the program. I woke up early to prepare for class that day, and then after class had to run to the A. S. Roma ticket office next to the Pantheon to get tickets for the Football (Soccer) game on Sunday. Then I had to run back to lead my group to our third interview at the Guarante, which is an Italian governmental organization set up to protect the use of private data. The interview was a mix between very grand ideas from the upper management, the reality from the case workers, and dotted with optimism for the future from everyone. As an added bonus we got free buttons, stickers, and baseball hats from the place.

After this long tour/interview, we briefly hit up a gelato place before rushing back to another lecture at 5:00pm about Italy and the death penalty. Finally after this two hour lecture and discussion, Rachel and I fled up to the student lounge to quickly write our response papers for the next class. Finally after all of this, we went to grab a quick dinner before watching some of The Dark Knight before sleeping a very well-earned rest.

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

This was the second class in two days where I had a response paper due, and things went well (I think). We were trying to plan out what to do with our last weekend in Italy, and this was the “free” weekend where nothing else was planned with the program. Quickly reading Rachel’s tour book in class, we had our respective group meetings after class before going to the library to try and figure out where to go. After quite some time, we decided to take a regional train to Napoli (Naples), stay in a hotel right next to the trian station, and then wake up early the next morning to go and stay at the Amalfi Coast.

Quickly packing and rushing to the train station after missing the first bus, we managed to get to the trian with 5 minutes to spare. The only problem is that with a regional train (the “slowest”, cheapest class), is that you cannot reserve seats, and they don’t limit the number of people who can board. So we ended up standing in the causeway between cars with about 10 other people, sweating away. Finally after about an hour some seats opened up and could sit down the rest of the way. About 30 minutes before arriving in Naples, the gentleman across from us asked where we were from. It turns out he is a Dutch National who lived in New York (and thus had a very odd accent, kind of like a New York British thing) and was going to visit his daughter who lived on Capri.

Getting off the train at around 7:30pm, we saw that Naples lived up to its reputation. It was busy, dirty, and drivers generally ignored crosswalks and traffic signals. Luckily the hotel wasn’t too hard to find, and we dropped off our stuff before deciding to go to arguably the best pizza place in the world: Pizzeria da Michele.

Waiting outside for about an hour to get a table, we were put in a table with 8 people. Next to us was an older couple who we spoke with in Italian and found out that they were Napoli locals. The other side was a well dressed couple of 35 or so. The place was unassuming, packed, and the ovens were right next to the tables. There were two choices of pizza: marinara or margherita, and they were four dollars each. Grabbing one of each types and some beer, we quickly got the pizza.

The thing is, that we didn’t realize eating pizza was actually a race. The older couple to the next of us basically attacked their pies and finished them before we had a slice each. Everyone around us was just scarfing this pizza. And we could see why, the food was amazing. The dough was very thin, the sauce fresh and flavorful, the crust slightly burned, and cheese lightly sprinkled on top. Coming to only (!) 11 euro combined, we exited this eatery with delighted taste buds and full stomachs.

Managing to navigate the rough streets of Naples once again, we went to bed pretty early so we could wake up early and catch the 8am bus to Agerola so we could arrive quite early at the coast.

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Waking up at 6:15 and out of the hotel at 7:00, we went down to the port where the SITA bus stop was marked on the schedule we had and on her tourbook. The only problem is, we couldn’t find it. Wandering all around the ferry dock and port, we eventually took a long walk to another transport hub where we asked a group of Napoliese where the bus station was. They didn’t know, and didn’t speak English, and we couldn’t convey what we were trying to find that well with my Italian skills.

They were talking loudly, as people of Naples tend to do, and started yelling at a port police officer if he spoke English. He waved us over, and we had a very excitable conversation (for you see, they can never have a conversation at normal volume, it must be loud and passionate) before he pointed us to where the station was—the place we were just at. We began the long walk back, and were starting to get worried about time. Finding the “Red” building he mentioned, we once again asked someone where the SITA station was. He pointed us down the road even further, with 10 minutes to go. We saw the small SITA sign and just started running flat out with our backpacks and weight flying behind us. Rushing into the ticket station at 7:57, we grabbed two tickets and got on the bus with a minute to spare.

This bus was quite the trip. Two hours of going through windy one and a half lane roads on the side of cliffs, we were treated with the beepBEEPbeep of the bus horn every time he went around a blind corner at blinding (bad pun, sorry) speed. Someone managing to survive, we arrived in the little town of Agerola at 10:00, and found our hotel at 10:15. Perched on a cliff about 1km above sea level, the view was incredible, and the family who ran it gave us orange juice on their porch while we surveyed the scene.

Dropping off our stuff in the room, we took a bus down to Amalfi after an hour-long nap. This bus was was much like the other one, but instead of going somewhere at the same elevation, this bus basically went down switchbacks for an hour before depositing us at Amalfi. We wandered around through this town and the one immediately next to it along the coast, and we got a tuna sandwich (Italian style) before settling down at the beach for some swimming and soaking up some sun.

Satisfying our sun absorption quotas, we went to the Cathedral and main Piazza at Amalfi and did some shopping and wandering around in the small side streets and stairways that characterized this coast. We also saw a Carabinieri (military police and main police force of Italy) helicopter drop off some hotshot 30-something officer, who wandered around town being awesome.

Taking the last bus back to Agerola, we barely got a place to sit on the bus. Then we watched some Flight of the Conchords before going to bed early.

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Waking up at 3am to the sound of what was very much like I imagined what 2000 frog-lungfish hybrid creatures would make, we slept in until 9(!) before heading down to the reception at the hotel to see if we could stay another night. After getting a positive answer, we took the bus to Amalfi and then took another short bus to a nearby town to begin the 6 hour hike called “Pathway of the Gods.” We started at the opposite end that most people recommend because we wanted to end up in Postiano at the end of the trip. Finding a (poor) map of the area and then going straight up for about an hour in rough-hewn stone steps, it was very much a hot and sweaty experience. We quickly drained 2 liters of water, and were starting to worry until we found a godsend: a cold water faucet. Occasionally by the trail were houses and small terraced farms built into the side of the hills, and this was one of theirs. Getting our heads wet and quickly hydrating with massive amounts of water, we tried to find out where we were. After quite a while of contemplating about it, Rachel had the idea of using my compass, the map, and the monastery that we could see to try and see what parallel we were on.

Luckily this worked, and after another half an hour of just walking basically straight up, we hit the main trail and started walking along an amazing landscape of water, farms, and abandoned stone houses. Often it reminded me of a scene from Lord of the Rings. It was simply amazing, and there were little lizards everywhere. We met about 6 other people during the entire time at the trail, and had lunch sitting outside an abandoned stone farmhouse overlooking the towns to the east and west of us while soaking in the sea meeting the sky directly ahead.

After another hour or two, we hit Nocelle—which was a small town that was perched over a cliff and was accessed by a staircase down to Postiano boasting 1,700 individual stairs. Making this long descent, we hit the “jewel of the coast.” Postiano was even cooler than Amalfi, and was even more of a vertical city marked by a huge cliff splitting the town into two. After some additional shopping and soaking in the city, we went to dinner in a place that was (surprise) perched over a cliff. I had Gnocchi with Tomato sauce and Mozzarella (a local dish), while Rachel had “Frutti di Mare Mista” (Mixed Seafood). The gnocchi was exceptional, and the seafood was pretty interesting. I caught Rachel staring at her food with a weird face, and she said it was like she was getting an allergic reaction. She’s allergic to peanuts, and her mouth was suddenly dry like a reaction was occurring, even though it didn’t taste like peanuts.

I tasted the fish to see if I could taste any peanuts, and the same thing happened to me! We figure it was some weird spice that caused this effect. Luckily nobody was going to the hospital, and we then semi-fled to the last bus to Amalfi. On the way there, the beautiful day started to turn very rainy, in a hurry. It went from sunny to absolutely pouring in 5 minutes, with the sky covered in cloud-cloud lightning. We could actually see a fast moving thunderhead surging vertically into the sky. Unfortunately, the bus “shelter” could actually fit about two people, and we didn’t bring any rain coats or jackets. Huddling under a tree, we waited while soaking wet for the bus to finally arrive. Hopping on, we thought things were looking up.

Then the retards from the American Military behind us opened their mouths. They were every stereotype we hoped to avoid while in Italy: they were loud, obnoxious, drunk, Southern, didn’t speak or try to speak in Italian, and talked about very inappropriate topics on the bus. Loudly. It seemed that their idea of Italy was that since everyone was being quiet on the bus, they should talk as loudly as possible about whatever stupid topic they could think of. We slunk into our seats, embarrassed, and decided that if anyone asked, we were from Victoria, British Columbia.

The “Americans” finally stumbled off the bus and we ended up in Amalfi in the midst of what I didn’t think was possible: a harder rain than the one we left 30 minutes ago. Hiding in a bus shelter, we were trying to figure out what bus was going to our town. The issue is that SITA (the transit authority), randomly had buses arrive, and usually didn’t bother changing their destination signs. There were no route numbers, and a bus arriving from one place is probably going to start a route to a completely other town. We had to wander around looking at small hand written signs in the windows of very modern buses to finally find our bus. And by wander around I meant darting out from the tent we were hiding under and getting soaked in the process.

Then the “Americans” got on again. It turns out that they didn’t know where the transit hub was and just got off at some bar to drink more before wandering back onto our bus. This time it was different: they brought open beers with them this time! Conversing about what to do with their now passed-out friend and drinking more, they said only one word in Italian: where they were going. Finally the bus driver just opened the doors and said “Bomoro” (their stop), and they shuffled off the bus. The next morning I saw where we stopped, and it was about a km from their actual stop. Turns out Italians don’t take crap from nobody.

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Since we had an extra day, we decided to go to Pompeii. The only issue was that in order to get there, we had to wake up at 5:15am to catch the 6:00 bus from Agerola to Amalfi. This ride was basically empty, and we enjoyed the sunrise over Amalfi for 5 minutes before getting on the 90 minute busride to Salerno before grabbing some coffee at a local bar and then getting bus tickets for the two hour ride to Pompeii.

Winding through small towns, we finally arrived at 11:00am to Pompeii and entered the oft-cited ruins. They did not disappoint. With Vesuvius in the background, we began to explore this ruined city. The site was larger than I had imagined, and the ruins were well restored and excavated. We went around for a few hours before getting rather bored with the ruins and figured out how to get back to Naples.

Taking a small local train to Naples, we booked two seats on the faster Intercity Train to Roma. After an air-conditioned two hour ride in comfort, we made it in Rome at 5:30pm. I’m pretty sure we got the last two seats on the Train, as we were in the way back in the middle seats. Grabbing some food to eat and resting for a few minutes (remember that we were up since 5am) we left at 7:15 for the A.S. Roma game. Taking a very crowded and typical Roman bus, we arrived at the stadium at around 8:20 or so. The police were out in force, and they didn’t check our bags or do any screening of any sort. This will be important in a little bit.

Finding out that our seats were taken by some other very cranky Italians, we grabbed some empty seats nearby and were in the midst of a Roman football match. After the first Roma goal, there was a large BANG in the empty section next to us. Then another BANG BANG BANG. Nobody seemed that concerned that someone was throwing very loud fireworks into this section, and then all hell broke loose.

This empty section suddenly flooded with fans, scrambling like monkeys over the barriers and filling the seats almost instantaneously. They all brought scarves, banners, and lots and lots of flares and fireworks. Immediately beginning to sing loudly, these fans used the explosives to “distract” the guards while they bum-rushed the gate and thus got free admission into the game.

The guards (and there were a lot) stayed out of the section as the party went on with flares aplenty. From what a guy in our program says, Europeans will occasionally do this for matches they want to go to. The security people don’t care too much because they are a loud fan section, and the explosives, while being very loud, were not very “dangerous.” The firefighters (yes, there were 4 of them at each corner of the pitch), were unconcerned with all of this. After such a unique experience and A. S. Roma winning 3-1, we all waited to see what the loud and explosive-ridden fan section next to ours was going to do at the end of the game.

They just left. My theory is that if they were rowdy, security would try harder to keep them out and it would be bad news bears for everyone. We rushed out to catch a bus back, and when it arrived, we saw one of our professors from the program, who told us to “rush the bus.” Cramming the bus to the max, the doors were open for perhaps 20 seconds before we were on our way. Rachel and I were in the way back of the bus while two 16 year olds were sitting above us on the engine compartment.

Then the camp bus simulation began. The entire bus broke out in Roma victory songs and chants, and it was like this for the entire ride back to our stop.

Getting back, I checked my long-ignored e-mail before getting to bed.

Photos:

Regarding photos, I don’t have time to process all of them right now. Any that haven’t been posted yet (and it’s been a while), I will post when I get to my apartment in Seattle where I have a proper computer set up to deal with them. :)




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