(09:12:38 PM) Nikky : I’m think­ing we knock out all the inter­nal walls
(09:12:46 PM) Nikky : Turn it into one really big flat
(09:12:55 PM) Eddy : I would be so down!
(09:13:03 PM) Nikky : kk
(09:13:07 PM) Nikky : Do you know how to knock out walls?
(09:15:16 PM) Eddy : I have a lit­tle ham­mer.
(09:16:10 PM) Nikky : I think that’ll do
(09:16:24 PM) Nikky : I have a swiss army knife
(09:16:56 PM) Eddy : Use [knife]?
Use [ham­mer]?
Com­bine [knife] and [ham­mer]?
(09:17:08 PM) Nikky : y
(09:18:47 PM) Eddy : Player uses knife on wall.
(09:18:53 PM) Eddy : Paint chips off.
(09:19:00 PM) Eddy : Player uses ham­mer on wall.
(09:19:11 PM) Eddy : Wall becomes Dented Wall
(09:19:34 PM) Nikky : Player hits wall with ham­mer 10,000 times
(09:19:38 PM) Eddy : Player uses ham­mer on knife, wedg­ing it into a sup­port beam, bend­ing the knife.
(09:19:39 PM) Nikky : Wall becomes highly dented wall.
(09:19:59 PM) Eddy : A neigh­bor has appeared. He looks angry.
(09:20:01 PM) Eddy : What do you do?
(09:20:08 PM) Nikky : Hit with ham­mer.
(09:22:17 PM) Eddy : Neigh­bor is becomes uncon­scious neigh­bor.
(09:22:28 PM) Eddy : His body lies in the door­war.
(09:22:30 PM) Eddy : door­way.
(09:22:38 PM) Eddy : Wow gram­mar*
(09:22:39 PM) Nikky : Resume con­struc­tion project?
(09:22:51 PM) Eddy : You no longer have ham­mer.
(09:23:06 PM) Nikky : Look around.
(09:23:36 PM) Eddy : To the north is a body. To the east is a trunk. To the south is a book case full of books. To the west is a hall­way.
(09:23:54 PM) Nikky : Open trunk.
(09:24:02 PM) Eddy : Player opens trunk.
(09:24:10 PM) Nikky : Rum­mage around.
(09:24:27 PM) Eddy : Trunk con­tains a chain­saw, plas­tic bags, bleach, and a trum­pet.
(09:24:47 PM) Nikky : Take all.
(09:24:56 PM) Eddy : Con­tents added to player’s inven­tory.
(09:25:06 PM) Eddy : Player has three empty slots remain­ing.
(09:25:50 PM) Eddy : A door is heard clos­ing from below.
(09:25:57 PM) Nikky : Equip bleach.
(09:26:11 PM) Eddy : Play­ers opens bot­tle of bleach.
(09:27:05 PM) Nikky : Sniff.
(09:27:30 PM) Eddy : Player becomes light­headed. Your inven­tory still con­tains [chain­saw].
(09:27:43 PM) Nikky : Switch item. Equip chain­saw.
(09:27:53 PM) Nikky : Tar­get book­shelf.
(09:28:13 PM) Eddy : Player pulls out chain­saw and walks toward book­shelf. Uncon­scious neigh­bor rus­tles.
(09:29:00 PM) Nikky : Resume walk­ing in straight line.
(09:30:34 PM) Eddy : Chain­saw begins shred­ding vol­umes and vol­umes of books.
(09:30:40 PM) Eddy : Bits of paper fill the air.
(09:31:04 PM) Nikky : Stop chain­saw.
(09:31:06 PM) Nikky : Look around.
(09:31:43 PM) Eddy : Neighbor’s body is gone. Across the hall, two neigh­bors stand in their door­way look­ing at you in hor­ror. It begins to rain out­side.
(09:33:21 PM) Nikky : Walk to win­dow and equip plas­tic bag.
(09:34:05 PM) Eddy : Player puts on bag. Player is now water­proof. Water trick­les down the closed win­dow.
(09:34:42 PM) Nikky : Walk on water.
(09:35:10 PM) Eddy : Player becomes Jesus.
(09:35:22 PM) Nikky : Turn water into wine.
(09:35:59 PM) Eddy : Water turns into wine. Player no longer can walk on it. Player gets slightly drunk in addi­tion to the light­head­ed­ness.
(09:36:18 PM) Nikky : Look around.
(09:37:58 PM) Eddy : Player sees Ed McClain. Player sees noth­ing else.
(09:38:48 PM) Nikky : Ascend into heaven.
(09:40:28 PM) Eddy : Player wins game.
(09:41:10 PM) Nikky : We should write these games.
(09:41:53 PM) Eddy : Eddy agrees. I was start­ing to crave a good text-based adventure.