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    Squid Farm Idea

    by  • April 17, 2010. 6:35 pm • General, Nikky • 0 Comments

    I amaze myself with how awe­some I am sometimes.
    Nikky: Want to invest in a squid farm?
    Future Mil­lion­aire: temping
    Future Mil­lion­aire: do you have a busi­ness plan?
    Nikky: The busi­ness plan is foolproof.
    Nikky: 1) Find investors.
    Nikky: 2) Spend ven­ture cap­i­tal on squid.
    Nikky: 3) ???
    Nikky: 4) 1000% ROI
    Nikky: Step 3 could pos­si­bly be a “squid funpark”
    Nikky: Where par­ents and the young-at-heart come to enjoy the won­ders of squid.
    Nikky: Now this does depend on some assumptions.
    Nikky: Which are:
    Nikky: 1) Squid make their own food. Pos­si­bly through pho­to­syn­the­sis or some com­pli­cated water-based chem­i­cal process.
    Nikky: and
    Nikky: 2) Peo­ple would spend big ass money cash to see squid.
    Nikky: I won­der where you can buy squid.
    Nikky: In bulk.
    Nikky: With­out a lot of ques­tions asked.
    After fur­ther mar­ket research, an atyp­i­cal mem­ber of the pub­lic chimed in:
    < nikky> Tell me
    < nikky> How much would you spend to view squid?
    < nikky> Like $10/hour?
    < Delu­sional Mem­ber of the Pub­lic> I wouldn’t go view squid.
    This is shock­ing! That is truly a bargain!

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