I’ve had the extreme plea­sure of hav­ing to sit through group pre­sen­ta­tions this week. Unfor­tu­nately, the pro­fes­sor decided to give groups a bonus point for “cre­ativ­ity.” One par­tic­u­larly irri­tat­ing group (con­sist­ing of peo­ple we had *never* seen before, and this is a small class), decided to share with us “fun facts” about their coun­try. These facts were such things as “An old woman brings chil­dren easter eggs, the rab­bit sim­ply paints the eggs!” HAW HAW HERP DERP WE DIDN’T PREPARE REAL CONTENT.

Geor­gia could do bet­ter than that, I thought! Here are some Fun Facts!

• Many Geor­gians have electricity!
• News­pa­pers are too expen­sive for most citizens!
• Geor­gia has 4 tanks!
• Geor­gians eat food on most days of the week!
• Georgia’s flag has five times as many crosses than Norway’s does! (Suck it Norway)
• Geor­gia is fre­quently invaded by Russia!

I wanted to wear dinosaur cos­tumes and write a musi­cal about Geor­gia and post-soviet democ­racy, but every­one else shot that idea down.