Some kind of AIM spam/IM bot.

(09:39:04 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: Hey.
(09:41:43 PM) Nikky: Hi
(09:42:34 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: Hello!
(09:43:38 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: Ah, I just made a WHEEL OF FORTUNE mail. That must be why it IM’d you.
(09:44:11 PM) Nikky: WHEEL OF FORTUNE, eh?
(09:44:17 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: Yep!
(09:44:23 PM) Nikky: i here u liek mud­kipz
(09:44:43 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: I DO LEIK MUDKIPZ PLZKTX
(09:45:26 PM) Nikky: You’re pretty con­vinc­ing. What do you want to sell me?
(09:46:18 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: Con­vinc­ing as a pianist? :D Tooth­paste, and children’s inno­cence, I suppose.

(More after the jump)
(09:46:42 PM) Nikky: We weren’t dis­cussing a piano. Or any instru­ment.
(09:47:08 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: :( But I wanted to talk about clar­inets.
(09:47:17 PM) Nikky: You said pianist.
(09:47:21 PM) Nikky: Not clar­inetist.
(09:47:50 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: Oh? .…oh! Was that the first mes­sage I sent you?
(09:48:28 PM) Nikky: You said some­thing like “I love linux, do you want to install debian together?“
(09:48:38 PM) Nikky: I responded with “Only if we can use emacs“
(09:48:48 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: *laughs*
(09:48:57 PM) Nikky: I must have stumped you.
(09:49:29 PM) Nikky: What is your favorite kind of cake?
(09:49:41 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: Gotta say, cheese­cake.
(09:49:51 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: Yours?
(09:49:56 PM) Nikky: Mush­room Pie.
(09:50:49 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: I assume that’s like Shepherd’s Pie, except with mush­rooms.
(09:51:11 PM) Nikky: Basi­cally cor­rect. Who are you?
(09:51:49 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: A human being sit­ting in a rain­bow chair, typ­ing to you.
(09:52:19 PM) Nikky: A rain­bow chair? I’ve never heard of such a thing.
(09:52:26 PM) Nikky: I assumed you were a type of Salmon.
(09:52:48 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: Really? I own one. Well, I’m not in a band, but…
(09:53:06 PM) Nikky: Why would a band mem­ber own a salmon?
(09:53:25 PM) The­Sharpest­Coho: Oh no, ‘The Offspring’.