It’s called rain, retards. You are going to expe­ri­ence this a lot dur­ing the next four years. So stop think­ing that you avoid the rain using a umbrella… even if it watches your cute coach rain­boots. So don’t con­tinue to take up space on a side­walk with your stu­pid umbrella, poke peo­ple with them when you get wet, and stop act­ing like a stu­pid fresh­man from Cal­i­for­nia like you prob­a­bly are.