Monthly Archive for December, 2007

Stop the Cavalry

One of my favorite Christmas songs that I think is vastly under appreciated. It’s odd, but so am I, so look it up on youtube and have a listen :)

“Stop the Cavalry”

Hey, Mr. Churchill comes over here

To say we’re doing splendidly.

But it’s very cold out here in the snow

Marching to and from the enemy.

Oh I say it’s tough, I have had enough,

Can you stop the cavalry?

I have had to fight almost every night,

Down throughout these centuries.

That is when I say, oh yes yet again,

Can you stop the cavalry?

Mary Bradley waits at home,

In the nuclear fallout zone.

Wish I could be dancing now,

In the arms of the girl I love.

Dub-i-dub-i-dum-dum

Dub-i-dub-i-dum

Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum

Dub-i-dub-i-dum

Dub-i-dub-i-dum-dum

Dub-i-dub-i-dum

Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum

Dub-i-dub-i-dum

Wish I was at home for Christmas.

Bang goes another bomb on another town

While the Czar and Jim have tea.

If I get home, live to tell the tale,

I’ll run for all presidencies.

If I get elected I’ll stop

I will stop the cavalry.

Dub-i-dub-i-dum-dum

Dub-i-dub-i-dum

Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum

Dub-i-dub-i-dum

Dub-i-dub-i-dum-dum

Dub-i-dub-i-dum

Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum

Dub-i-dub-i-dum

Wish I was at home for Christmas.

Wish I could be dancing now,

In the arms of the girl I love.

Mary Bradley waits at home,

She’s been waiting two years long.

Wish I was at home for Christmas

Hey Umbrella Idiots

It’s called rain, retards. You are going to experience this a lot during the next four years. So stop thinking that you avoid the rain using a umbrella… even if it watches your cute coach rainboots. So don’t continue to take up space on a sidewalk with your stupid umbrella, poke people with them when you get wet, and stop acting like a stupid freshman from California like you probably are.




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