The following conversation happened over the phone Nikky: Greenhouses, not Greek houses, G-R *thinks a second* Nikky: E-N Katy: G-R-E-E-N dear…green has two Es
Read more →An unscientific study based on data culled from Facebook network pages. Probably the most pressing question on your mind (if you even bothered clicking on this link, which I’m assuming you have), is where do the colleges stand based on their student bodies in political affiliation? Until now there hasn’t been an especially easy way to […]
Read more →So here I am, working on some English homework about how Americans are becoming to view news as nothing more than a form of entertainment, and that the news media is framing it as such, when suddenly I get a random facebook message email! I don’t know the person who is sending it (a certain Johnny Jones), but it seems he’s an administrator or officer on a facebook group I recently joined. What follows is a transcript of our message […]
Read more →Cheesy goodness fills the flakey crust Smoke pours out of the black box flooding the air STROBEep.…STROBEep.…STROBEep.… Doors slam as girls flee, some in jeans, some in bathrobes, some in slippers We stand in the cold across the street fearing the worst for our homework, our computers, our pictures and our meaningless trinkets. Making sexual comments […]
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