Okay, um, where to start.
Yeah, I’ve got it now. Well, Dad and I had already returned and were
watch­ing sports cen­ter, right? At about 9:45-ish mom and nina got back
from dance. I heard them talk­ing about “lights and aliens,” from the
com­puter room and took an inter­est. They claim to have saw a glow­ing
line in the bushes near the mail­boxes, and pos­si­bly a human too, and
seemed quite agi­tated and such Well, dad and I, pos­sess­ing testos­terone,
and also call­ing them “nuts” decided to go and look, to prove them
wrong. Well, we drove up, with flash­lights and cam­eras, and didn’t see
any­thing, so we turned around, then right by the mail­boxes… there was
a blue glow­ing thing. So it was on my side of the car, so I shined a
flash­light down into the bushes, but the light was all we could see.

At this point, we simul­ta­ne­ously decided it was prob­a­bly pru­dent to go
and get backup, in this case, Ray, also known as grandpa, he loves this
kind of thing. So we all walk up, armed with phones, cam­eras and
flash­lights, to go look. Up we go, and don’t see any­thing at first, and
then spot it, at this point, he (grandpa) decided to do what we did back
at the house, after telling mom and nina that they weren’t insane, that
is, uri­nate. It’s a guy thing.

So then, dad is stand­ing like 15 feet away from grandpa (dad with a
flash­light pointed at Ray), I’m about 5 feet away on the oppo­site side,
look­ing in. And then he says “oh, I threw that in there a few days ago.“
It seems he thought it was a per­fume bot­tle, and throw it in the bushes,
but it was just a “fin­ger light,” one of those lit­tle LED flash­lights.
We then made remarks about how it was inter­est­ing that it stayed on so
long, and how any­one noticed in the first place. Funny thing, we can’t
get it off, so it’s out­side on the Arbor…

Note: This is directly copied from an email I sent early, hence the slighly less than stel­lar vocabulary.